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Video reblogged from Funny Or Die
Fake Drugs and You: Public Service Announcement
Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum and Rob Riggle discuss the dangers of fake drugs.
Love it.
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Quote reblogged from Comedy CentrlI just flew in from Virginia, and boy is my vagina tired! From the involuntary ultrasound wanding — AM I RIGHT, LADIES? (Beat.) And by the way, why do they call it a ‘wand’? Where are we — Hogwarts? The only thing magically disappearing was my dignity and privacy, BOOM!!!
…What’s the difference between a fertilized egg; a corporation; and a woman? (Beat.) One of them isn’t considered a person in Oklahoma! BOOM!!!KRISTEN SCHAAL, on The Daily Show (via inothernews) -
bitch better have my honey.
classic bear coat. (:
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Etta James,
I wish I could have had the privilege of meeting you. So that I could tell you how much your music means to me. That your music has helped turn some of my worst days into happiness and that they helped ease some of the pain. But I can’t. All I can say is that I am truly thankful for your music. Thank you, Etta James for sharing your voice and talent with the whole world.
Rest in love Etta James.♥
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Photo reblogged from Funny Or Die
As a reminder that childhood is just a long lesson about being cheated, here are some action figures gone wrong.
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Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel? Hmm, in any case, I do know it’s a four-lane highway, but it takes two to use the car-pool lane. I guess what I’m trying to say is, what the younger generation has learned is that there’s nothing for us to watch on CBS, and you’ve got to be yourself. A man has to love you for you, not some costume. He’s gotta love who you are.Kelly Bundy
